Touch Fuck

when someone is sleeping in a bed and the two people on the floor are having sex and keep running into the bed. The two people having sex on the floor are the Touch Fuck.

you are such a Touch Fuck

by courtney+ stephanie February 8, 2009

Touch Dinks

1. the act of touching one penis to another for fun and profit.

2.used to describe someone being an idiot.

3. Used to describe a woman who lusts for the genitals of men.

1. Hey guys, touch dinks?

2. Ya, he just won't stop touchin' dinks and stuff.

3. She wants to touch dinks with me.

by Came-one|AKS June 30, 2004

touch me not

a girl/boy in grade school that won't do more than hold hands

young boy: i tried to touch my girl friends privates and she wouldn't let me that makes her a touch me not

by scoop69 January 23, 2007

touch a tit

something pasko has yet to experiance and by the looks of things he will cease to exist before he completes this.

his 'mates: fuck you go touch a tit and wear a new t-shit

by bundooola April 1, 2003

touch down

1.A derogatory term for some one with down syndrome
2.To insult someone by saying they have a touch of down syndrome

Guy1: Wow Josh is such a touch down!

Guy2: I know! So are Zack and Mark.

by Jizzy June 19, 2006

touch base

To masturbate or to touch one's genitals in an inappropriate but pleasurable manner

Mummy can I touch base with you now.

by gmax June 4, 2005

touch the d

Refers to manual stimulation of the penis, usually by another party.

Yo, did you get laid last night?
Naw.
That sucks, brah.
It wasn't all bad.
Oh? Did she at least touch the d?
Yeah, brah. Yeah.

by XtheN October 18, 2007