torpedo penis

a penis that may or may nopt look like a torpedpo

Shery: Juan, your penis is so sharp! SOmething like a torpedo, but like a torpedo penis.
Juan: Well don't let it go popping your cherry now.... litterally!!!!!

by Jaime Vasquez May 19, 2008

tortellini

you stick your sausage in her warm tortellini and spread white creamy sauce all over make sure to rub it in nice and deep

Jessica Osborn let Justin spread some white alfredo sauce right in her tortellini

by Max C. Owen August 21, 2008

burrito torpedo

What happens to you after you eat a burrito from Chipotle or Taco Bells that has a lot of beans.

Dude, I've gotta go to the bathroom. I feel a burrito torpedo coming on.

by flytoface October 29, 2012

Level 100 Torterra

What I have created that no one else shall achieve. I am the almighty and I have my king at my feet. Bow down to me.

"stop bragging about your level 100 Torterra"

"BOW DOWN TO ME!!!"

by poke.-.master November 13, 2020

torte

German for 'hot ass.' Bar lingo.

Hey, torte get back here.
(Hey torte, komm mal hier zu mir)

by Michael W Jordan November 9, 2006

torterilla

A Mexican slang word for 'lesbian'. A torterilla (tor-ter-ee-a) is a woman who makes tortillas.

Me? A torterilla? Of course I am!

by Be-bop-a-lula June 11, 2005

Toledo Torpedo

The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.

After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.

by mcquick September 20, 2007