torpedoe surfing

When your dog goes surfing for "treats" in the cat's litter box.

Damn, Fido's breath smells like ASS. He's got litter hanging from his jowl - he must've gone torpedoe surfing.

by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006

thorpedo

1. a douchebag.
2. a person who looks like a giant penis.

1. Bro, you ate the last of my Cluck-U. You are such a fucking thorpedo.
2. Alec Baldwin is a thorpedo.

by Righteous Fist October 10, 2008

torpedoes

1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.

2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.

1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...

2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...

by Captain Sex Offendor September 17, 2006

Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.

Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

by Red Dragon October 18, 2003

torped

when a friend of yours acts really lame for no reason, or avoids you by telling you a lie even though they have nothing better to do.

"Man, he said he couldnt hang out because he had to go to the doctor, but then i saw him on myspace 15 min. later. I got torped."

by 1235 March 30, 2007

Torpedouche

He is on the edge and if you say anything to him, he will have no choice but to fight you.

Torpedouche is a fart face

by Lucifer & Obama lick horses January 9, 2011

Thorpedo

A long, thick, black object heading towards your anus at a average speed of 60 mph. Usually hairy. Ass explosive power after penetration.

Man "My anus started bleeding when the thorpedo hit me"

by Destront January 12, 2015