Toilet

A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.

Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.

by Jo-Bro December 9, 2010

Public Toilet

A term used to describe someone who is slutty or promiscuous, or someone who has had more than the average number of sexual partners.

She's as used as a public toilet.

by etaolf December 29, 2010

toilet log

a long piece of crap usually three or four feet long...it usually smells.

"Wow that toilet log hurt like crazy!"

by Brutal December 4, 2004

Toilet Barnacle

When you take a shit and part or all of the shit gets stuck inside the bowl. This usually causes discomfort for all other people that try and shit, as they do not want to come in contact with your shit. After multiple flushes and shits, your shit still remains.

Dude, that toilet barnacle has been on there since last friday!

by Shit, toilet, butt, fart, crap October 7, 2008

pollocking the toilet

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.

Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008

Tilting at Windmills

an English idiom which means attacking imaginary enemies, or fighting unwinnable or futile battles.

Father and daughter arguing over getting married.

Dad - "I won't allow it, do you get me?"

Daughter - "You're tilting at windmills, Phil."

by freund April 13, 2010

Toilet Tackle

When two people really have to use the bathroom and there is only one available, they run to the toilet and wrestle for use of the bowl until someone is able to get their bare butt firmly situated on the seat. The first person to do this is the winner of the toilet tackle and is able to use the toilet before the other person (a critical move when both parties need to do a number two).

We got back to Jonny's efficiency apartment and both really had to drop the kids off at the pool, so I had to toilet tackle him for the throne.

by K Alana July 10, 2007