Tom

This big boy is a Fraud claims to be a viking but is as British as they come! Sipping tea and eating crumpets.

This guy has a folder of memes and nugget porn :eyes:

Tom is a nutty geezer

by SlothInUrMum August 20, 2018

Tom

tom is the gay boy in the back of the room usually emo and likes to such balls and dick

tom such my nuts

by jenny the big fat penny November 19, 2018

Tom

Tom Willson will steal your girl he is very peng all the girls want to suck his dick

Holy shit Aidan I wish I was like Tom

by Tom has a big penis November 25, 2018

Tom

A boy with a cat called Vladamir. He is cat killer

Tom has a cat

by fgdsmhh November 29, 2018

Tom

Tom has hair that looks like burnt cauliflower, all toms are like this...trust me

Passes note to Tom

Note- your hair looks like burnt cauliflower

by Yaaaaaaàaaaaaaa November 30, 2018

Tom

A compulsive liar. The kind of guy who will steal your Pepsi, deodorant and crisps and your pen from your hand. The only thing he won't steal is your cleaning supplies.

Housemate: "Tom, are you drinking our Pepsi?"
*carbonated release*
Tom: "Nah, getting some orange juice..."

by zfgfgnfahFS December 8, 2018

Tom

The most grouchiest old guy ever. He yells at his kids when he gets opportunity. Completes projects half way and make his “loved ones” finish them. And children are missing one chromosome.

Girl 1: See that ugly guy?
Girl2: Yea that’s tom

by Ihatetom11 December 11, 2018