Tim Riggins

Badass Texan running back from the NBC TV show Friday Night Lights who young males everywhere attempt and fail to emulate. Stud. Scored gobs of touchdowns and slept with scores of women.

Milo tried to score on and off the gridiron, but he's no Tim Riggins.

by Kingschwab4215 February 1, 2015

tiepnsy

i literally have no fucking clue what this means. maybe a misspelling of tiny? tipsy? help

The litle tiepnsy!😋so adornale and cutest tootsit🥺awww like and double tap so it can the to live the cute😊happy kdb

by hi_pupy November 6, 2020

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I think its "who", but really not.

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all' took all of my things.

by Incorrect definition December 9, 2019

its water time

having a glass of water before your first ALCOHOLIC drink of the night.

e.g

Paul Dillon: Its water time! *drinks a glass of water*

by chulddddddd September 2, 2017

Tits of the dead

Tits of the dead or guavas dos muertos as they say in Mexico

Very much like day of the dead these tits should be celebrated because of their remarkable emptiness

Empty, limp, lifeless tits devoid of meaty flesh. Empty skin bags flopping about like a zombies arms

What you celebrating home? Guavas dos muertos ... tits of the dead. Woah yes those are some seriously empty tits

by Working Class Hero November 26, 2020

Screaming Tini

Derogatory term used for someone that is being extra loud and argumentative for little to no reason.

Ronald: Martini please.
Bartender: Sure thing, coming right up.
Ronald: I SAID NOW! WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT I WANT IT NOW!
Innocent Bystander: Wow, he is being a real screaming tini...

by Pot sticks March 3, 2021

Shit tits

Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits

They are that bad

I can't see you anymore you have shit tits

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020