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mom thoughts

Noun; Achieved by wanking furiously at your mother's home and at climax, accidenatally thinking of mum. Later realizing, 'twas no accident.
Frank: Wtf is wrong dude?
Steve: I think I just had mom thoughts last night dude! OH SHIT!
by JustStopItPLEASE June 9, 2016
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bitch thought

Thoughts/feelings pertaining to an unfortunate situation, in which someone thinks badly of someone/something for inconveniencing them, instead of actively trying to problem solve.
My friend told me how he got mad when an old lady held him up at the store paying for her items in coins. I told him that was a bitch thought.
by Theredscribbler June 2, 2017
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pussy thought

a girl who is scared to do shit and shes a thought
Emily is such a pussy thought she trying to fight Remisha she thought!!
by icy._.queen December 21, 2017
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legible thoughts

What words are.
All thoughts are invisible. They become audible when spoken and visible when written or typed. Words make thoughts audible, or visible—thus legible ( legible thoughts ) .
by but for September 25, 2018
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Innocent thoughts

Thinking about sliding up in them cheeks while reaching around to squeeze some titties and play with that kitty.
I was having innocent thoughts while spooning with Paola
by Rbbj1974 October 22, 2019
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Cesar Thought

A random, menacing, and fiendlike thought that may cause harm onto oneself or others.
Guy 1: Wow, what a nice walk in the park.
Guy 2: What if we blew up the moon right now?
Guy 1: Wow, that was a huge Cesar Thought.
by Grape_Frute May 6, 2020
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depressed thought disorder

A voice in your head that makes you feel depressed, though you can mute it but you don’t really want to
John has Depressed Thought Disorder , so we should help him
by ImAFluidSexual April 1, 2021
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