Grand Theft Lunch

A game to play with your friends at school during lunch. you go around and ask kids (typically the younger ones) for some or all of their food. You gather as much as you can and then sit and eat it. Also known as GTL.

Me: Skye, wanna play Grand Theft Lunch today?
Skye: Yeah!!!

by Fuckel January 6, 2008

Pickle Thief

\PIK-uhl theef\ -noun, plural pickle thieves. A derogatory term for a gay man.

Origin: 2009; Cuanta Vida by kytri, page 66

Synonyms: fag, queer, faggot, homogay, fag balls, cockfag, assfag, Fag-o-tron, FairyQueen.

"Wake up, pickle thief!"

by Murasaki Yugata October 15, 2009

PHT - Pubic Hair Theft

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing theft of hairs or fur from the pubic region of humans or animals. PHT (Pubic Hair Theft) is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.1 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with PHT - Pubic Hair Theft, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012

tampon thief

one who has intercourse with women during their time of ovulation

like a tampon thief i had to pull some string.
That kids a tampon thief.

by Playaz Inc. October 31, 2008

panty thief

Man who steals women's underwear to satisfy his sexual obsesions.

Sylvester Sneekly aka "The Hooded Claw" was a Panty theif, who pilfered panties from Penelope Pitstop.

by Brigadere General Franklin P. Pussycock III October 25, 2003

Thief in the dark

The ability to steal something without someone noticing.

Pablo is a thief in the dark.

by Jesus March 20, 2005

identity theft

The fraudulent appropriation of someone's identifying or personal data or documents, such as a driver's license, social security number (in USA), medical records, credit cards, etc. and then using that information to fraudulently procure goods and services essentially trading on the victim's good name.

TOM: "I had a job interview. They couldn't hire me because I had just been fired after working there for two years. Rather, the identity thief was hired there using my social security number and name to pass the background check. Now the state is after me to pay back the welfare benefits he got after losing his, er... my job."

PHIL: "Yeah? FBI raided my house and took my computer because someone opened a child porn website using my name, address, and credit card information."

BOB: Hospital almost gave me a lethal dose of insulin because the identity thief who stole my identity was diabetic so it showed up in my charts that I was diabetic. Thank goodness the doctor tested me first.

TOM: "Dang, remember when identity theft only took your credit cards and drained your bank account."

by Sleepwalker248 December 18, 2012