Woody Towel

A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.

With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.

by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011

woody

A joke most people use for having a boner, either in school to avoid detection by teachers or parents.

Person 1: I cant seem to get a woody on when I see her.
Person 2: Maybe you have erectile woody then.

by penguns January 11, 2021

woody fruity

Woody Fruity is the name of an godlike Gragas player

yo is that my boi Woody fruity?

by URBANMANTHATLIKESNOTHING July 4, 2017

boston woody

When a Red Sox fan uses a wooden baseball bat as a dildo on themselves

Ye, my bro Jay Foster got wicked smaht and gave himself a Boston Woody at the ballpahk and now the kid can't walk too good

by CallTheAquarium December 19, 2015

Giant Woody

Owo

That mans giant woody looks like a Sonk Ponkle

by The Amazing Flabble Smark Man March 26, 2023

Woody Rat

Woody Rat is a rat from the series from youtube and also has a big social media following on other platforms

Woody rat is a chad.

by anonymous April 21, 2022

Little Woody

The act of going up to a man named Hunter and pinching the tip of his penis

Hey it’s Hunter! Give him a “little woody”

by ElijahWebTerm April 1, 2024