Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
by StalinGotNoCredit June 12, 2018
Get the volcano protectionmug. You meet a stripper in Vegas. You are banging her so hard from behind that when you cum she projectile vomits and fecal matter leaks out of her anal cavity onto your cock and drips down your balls.
by Mamacas March 6, 2025
Get the Vegas volcanomug. When a girl or guy takes a toke and deepthroats while holding it in till they cant anymore then lets the smoke out on your dick before stopping the deep throat
by achunkoffun May 20, 2024
Get the Volcano Hootmug. josh: hey man she showed me her valley volcano yesterday!!
me: what’s a valley volcano?
josh: her bootyhole! duh
me: man i wanna eat some valley volcano
me: what’s a valley volcano?
josh: her bootyhole! duh
me: man i wanna eat some valley volcano
by anonymousbabie January 7, 2021
Get the valley volcanomug. This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
Get the Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkinmug. a volcano native is an indigenous person who's homeland is in either latin america or the islands. this stems from the volcano emoji 🌋 used to represent them
"Aw double fuck we're both volcano natives!"
"Whys that a problem?"
"It means we're probably cousins fok!"
"Whys that a problem?"
"It means we're probably cousins fok!"
by awwdoublefuck October 1, 2021
Get the volcano nativemug. A new take on the famous thought experiment, Schrödinger's cat, that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. Inbrought by the undisputed masterpiece "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" , & its confusion inbrought by Natsuki's lyrics describing the Aso Kujū National Park volcano situation. Natsuki mentioned that there is too much volcano & that there is no volcano? Many theorize that the answer is that it's "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" given that the song is titled "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!".
Neglected gas stoves left on with candles abutting are like Schrödinger's Volcano: until you check in, they exist as both exploded & non-exploded .
by MoribundMurdoch June 22, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Volcanomug.