Describing a very erect penis.
by Csj420 November 15, 2020
1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.
2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.
3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.
2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.
3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.
“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
“Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”
“Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”
by randallrandy May 29, 2025
by Sanee April 02, 2017
by plankingbitch June 21, 2021
by jockthecock November 13, 2010
a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently
some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:
akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)
akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 19, 2023
Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 06, 2025