anus mcgee

Little buttnut who smokes chocolate cigarettes and fondles himself over granny porn.

by bastardized bottomburp June 3, 2003

anus angler

A homo who likes to catch the anus when it is off guard, and try to tear it a new one.

Bob: There's that damn anus angler again!
Bill: Yea make sure you watch your cornhole!

by damnnit this sux November 24, 2005

Anus burger

A piece of meat between two buns... In the anus.

Doran and Jake got together and Jake made an anus burger out of him and Doran.

by Gijimbo003 March 15, 2009

anus whistle

When a woman places her mouth against a mans anus and attempts to create different notes through regulating the size of the man's anus hole. This usually occurs between people who listen to 70's music, own VW buses, have chemical addictions, and have various STD's.

Hey baby, lemme take a fiddle on your anus whistle.

by Funnyboyyy March 25, 2003

Calamari anus

Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.

Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.

by the shrimping king August 11, 2006

anus burn

the feeling after one has intense diarrea synonims: Reah or heavy sexual activity involving the nether regions in which the anus feels as if it is on fire, burning for hours on hand.

Yo that girl had mad anus burn after Kobe raped the hell out of her last nite.

by Jebby Brizzle September 20, 2006

Carpel Anus

a condition characterized by pain in the rectuem typically caused by over use of the anal region

John just got out of federal prison...he's got a real bad case of carpel anus.

by Nicholas Nowak August 9, 2007