The physical and shocking experience of a man dispensing a large turd into the toilet bowl, of such emense length and stability, that the turd fulcrums off the bottom of the toilet to then strike the base of the deficating man's scrotum
John reported to his friends he had to wipe his ball sackwith toilet paper after unloading a tea bag tickler
by Gitchigumi December 15, 2012

by ScumbagsAnonymous July 23, 2018

You sneak up behind an attractive female with ninja-like skill and pop a feel on her. When she turns around to see who did it, you are already long gone with the use of your ninja reflexes.
by TheBootyofGreatness February 11, 2010

by bulldog07 May 20, 2006

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

An extremely dangerous creature that can be found in Ohio. During the night, mainly when people are sleeping, It goes into peoples' houses and tickles their booties. When they wake up, they end having red marks on their booties and an ache. Beware of this creature.
by Avixel February 23, 2023

The act of going to a massage parlor and getting a massage from a hot chick. Halfway through the massage you realize the chick is a guy, but you don’t care because his finger is up your butt tickling your prostate and you’ve already paid for it.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Justin last night? He spent his last 50 bucks in Hawaii on a hot massage, but got "The Tong Tong Tickler" instead!
by Rugger69 May 25, 2012
