The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves 

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.

Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏

The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves by 1234Life July 4, 2022

The math ain’t mathing 

When something doesn’t add up. Usually used in situations where you are a little bit skeptical.

When Tasha called out today she said she was sick. So why did Jane show me her Snapchat story and she is at six flags? The math ain’t mathing

The math ain’t mathing by BussyPounder69 July 30, 2023

Can't stenchon the mélenchon 

"Can't stenchon the mélenchon" is an expression used by the candidate to the 2017 french presidential election, Jean-Luc Mélenchon.

It could has been created on the Jeuxvidéo.com's forum by users to show their preference for Mélenchon rather than Marine Lepen (far right). It has been inspired by the sentence "can't stump the trump" even if Mélenchon doesn't share the Trump's point of view.
This catchphrase quickly spread on the internet. Now, it became a slogan for the Mélenchon's party : La France insoumise.

Hey, Can't stenchon the mélenchon

Can't stenchon the mélenchon by Tipounk March 4, 2017

don’t do the dummy

Don’t do the dummy means don’t act stupid , don’t play like you don’t know when you really know.

Girl: who is Mya with heart eyes and heart texting you , Rashad?
Boy: who?
Girl: Don’t do the dummy , you know exactly who tf Mya is

don’t do the dummy by Boochieprincess February 25, 2018

Don't Fuck the Chinaman 

Messing with the Chinese government in a way that will make the Chinese government retaliate.

President Trump, please don't fuck the Chinaman. We really don't need a trade war. - American, 2018

Don't Fuck the Chinaman by Badger384 May 21, 2018

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. 

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.

Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. by looart January 4, 2020

don't pee on the floor use the commodore 

a pufferfish singing

ratatata don't pee on the floor use the commodore

don't pee on the floor use the commodore by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022