Sponge Theory

Spongebob’s sponge theory is a theory which we absorb ideas like a sponge, and where some slip through the holes and others are squeezed out of us in every day life, like a sponge.

Barthes semiotic analysis theory ain’t got shit on spongebobs sponge theory

by trappergirl6o May 15, 2023

nigerian sponge

A nigerian sponge is a term commonly used to define dickheads who think there better than everybody else, but actually are hipacritical douchebags who sit on there ass all day playing call of duty.

Bob is such a nigerian sponge.

by King dumbass the 4th July 21, 2016

Sponge Madison

An effeminate firefighter.

Geno is a real “Sponge Madison”.

by leatherhead303 November 6, 2022

jizzle sponge

A contraceptive sponge used for soaking up jism out of the vaginal crevice.

Damn bitch, that was so much jism that my jizzle sponge won't even soak it up.

by SalinaJones September 9, 2013

Sponge Cum

The volume of water that shoots out of a cup when you force the washing up sponge in too hard.

Why is the kitchen floor wet dear? I've just shot a load of sponge cum everywhere.

by Andrwyn January 22, 2014

sponge toffee

hard as a rock, sweet as hell

That guy is sponge toffee

by vietqueen January 19, 2018

coochie-sponge

An absolute faggot ass nigga. They suck mad dick for a living and can't make good jokes. This punk nigga is also obsessed with Among Us....

coochie-sponge: yo look at this picture
A normal person: what's special about a red trash can?
coochie-spone: GET IT CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE RED CREWMATE FROM AMONG US!!!! HAHAHA AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOUGS!!!!!! HAHAHA AMONG US IS THE BEST GAME LOLOLOL!!!! RED IS SUS RED IS SUS!!!!
A normal person: what the actual fuck is wrong with you????

by RealNigga8005882300 April 13, 2021