Smooth Polley

get ear wax and coat someones left tooth while they are sleeping.
jimmy was sleeping one night with his mouth wide open and my other friend that was still awake with me had really dirty ears full of nasty wax. I decided to pull a smooth polley. I coated his left tooth with nasty ear wax and in the morning he awoke to find his mouth really dry.. he licked his lips and his teeth.. right when he felt the nasty wax on his left tooth he nearly fainted.. that was the end of that.
by Travis Reis April 17, 2006
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Smooth Banana Dodge

When a straight male is being hit on by a gay male, and he is able to get out of the situation without causing a scene.
"Dude Brad was totally hitting on Jeff!" " whoa what happened?"

"Dude he hit em with that smooth banana dodge and pretended his mom was calling him"
by Doctor Octo July 26, 2016
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dope boy smooth

in the early 80's, people in the projects with the money, clothes, and cars were the drug dealers, or dope boys. Nowadays, the phrase can be applied to anybody that keeps it fresh, has it together, or is making that money.
Did you see Jay and B out last night? He looked dope boy smooth.
by moneymakingj March 09, 2009
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smooth brain no weinkles

Smooth brain no weinkles. The way to spell wrinkles while having the smooth brain.
Guy 1: smooth brain no weinkles.
Guy 2: what
by Probot 99 November 30, 2020
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mega smooth brain

Donald Trump is so smooth brain that he's mega smooth brain
by dr.cocslong February 27, 2021
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smoothing one out

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off
So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...
by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 25, 2008
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smooth-chested prettyboy

Hairless males (usually shaven) who dominate advertisements, as well as gracing the covers of celebrity magazines and romance novels everywhere.

It might be part of the metrosexual movement, and hopefully, it doesn't lead to a societal norm of hairy women.
Married to Big Bear, who has a chest like a rug, Heather finds the proliferation of smooth-chested prettyboys in popular culture annoying.
by tuftskins January 10, 2010
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