Phil Matusow

The definition of poker greatness. Phil Hellmuth, Phil Ivey, Mike Matusow combined into one poker player. This beast is often found playing in PokerStars. Phil Matusow is so great, he can speak in 5th person. Phil Matusow's game is not limited to just poker tables, Phil Matusow can impregnate women by just waiving his index finger. Phil Matusow created Chuck Norris.

Phil Matusow, the ultimate poker great.

by Phil Matusow August 5, 2007

Dr. Phil

Fake Phsycyatrist from Texas that uses weird phrases that no one can understand

by Danielle October 11, 2003

Phil Collins

When a person has to vomit and poop at the same time.

"I felt so bad, I Phil Collins'd all over the place!"

by Krick Crammin January 9, 2007

St Phils

A school of joke man girls who think they run things with their ugly ass uniform and think they can cop any guy they want but in actual fact there fat asses take up the space on the 154

Great the bus is packed with those st phils jokers

by M.lo6ez October 22, 2017

dr. phil

1.)The antichrist. A pathetic exuse for a man with no real reason to exist other than to spew his pathetic bullshit.

2.)A wormy loser

1.)Dr. Phil is evil

2.) Man, that guy is such a Dr. Phil

by Dagon August 25, 2005

slippery Phil

A sexual act that involves pouring Old Milwaukee on a chicks tits, then tit fucking until you vomit on yourself. Originally pioneered by Phil Rodgers.

That crazy ass bitch wanted me to give her a slippery Phil. I would have, but Phil drank all my Old Mil.....

by Thumper February 27, 2003

Phil Collins

It's a drink made by drinking a Tom Collins and a Cosmopolitan at the same time, from two different glasses, from two straws. The combination of those two drinks results in a Phil Collins

After drinking two Phil Collins I ended up all wet.

by Ouroborous May 13, 2005