Greek statistics

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading

Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics

by Vengeance_mark December 21, 2020

greek hole

The act of anal sex between man or woman

Emily loves getting Greek holed. Sometimes twice a night and even during the day.

by Mf Thistle October 25, 2018

Rusty Greek

Lazily wagging a gentleman's erect penis back and forth using one's tongue while maintaining a disinterested, distant, and dead-eye look on one's face.

She was bored with the sex so far, so even though he asked for a blowjob, he got the Rusty Greek instead.

by MrTheGreek August 15, 2016

greek funeral

When teabagging someone, and your balls cover each eye like the coins in an ancient greek funeral.

The night ended when my teabag turned into a greek funeral.

by TastierGiant January 14, 2020

Greek flu

A lesser seen, more severe variant of the common flu that is native to Northern America. It is suspected to be transferred from unprotected gyro to gyro interaction, however scientists must conduct more research on this topic to be certain.

Poor Georgie came down with the Greek flu , probably got it from Chris

by Hartw3ll22 February 9, 2018

greek skyscraper

An enormous Greek penis. Generally much bigger than a Macedonian's penis.

Look at this guy's Greek skyscraper!

by Fluffy Cactus April 12, 2017

Ellie the greek

A really cool girl she deserves better when she thinks she does not. Probably relatives with Alexander the Great . She’s so cool if u have her as a friend u are extremely lucky ! DONT . HURT . HER. FEELINGS . SHES REALLY SENSITIVE . She’s always right about your friends or people u talk please listen to her!! Probably has mommy issues:/

ur ex : god this ellie the greek is so fckin’ annoying

you: thats why i broke up with you

you : Ellie the greek was right. My friends arent good for me ..

your mom : Ellie the greek saved you from depression

Kaz Brekker : wow she’s cooler than me

Inej Ghafa : I’ll name one of my knives “Ellie the greek”
Jesper Fahey: the real god

Matthias Helvar : adore her #feminist

Nina Zenik: can she be my sister?

by EllieRietveld November 25, 2021