crack head

1. one who does excessive amounts of crack.

2. one who acts as though they do excessive amounts of crack.
Laura was acting like a crack head.
by nicole November 28, 2003
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crack stripper

A variation of the common "crack whore," though considerably classier. Members of the profession remove clothing to arouse others, receiving crack and/or coke in compensation. Permitted as part of the profession is the snorting of coke on the ass of the client.
How you using your Harvard degree? Oh. As a crack stripper. Ayy. You a tranny mess.
by alejandra_and_dieter March 10, 2008
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crack den

1. a residence occupied by crack fiends, used for the purpose of smoking, distrubuting, and producing crack
2. editing bay used for film editing which has been lived in for 13+ hours, must contain empty sparks cans, at least one bloody mattress, cracked out film students
Lee got stabbed in the face when he tried to steal a crack rock from Terry Schiavo in the crack den.
by Richard Kim May 14, 2005
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crack-ccident

When your butt crack accidentally becomes exposed.
Make sure your pants are too baggy, Otherwise you might have a crack-ccident.
by TheLaughingCow August 14, 2009
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smoker's crack

The small crack in the driver's side car window that all smokers have so they can fumigate their car.
My dad had a smoker's crack the whole way there, and it was only 10 degrees outside! I froze my nips off!
by lnsdrummer1156 March 27, 2009
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crack spange

To spange (ask for spare change) from a stranger on the fly. As opposed to flying a sign, another form of spanging crack spange insinuates that it is being done spontaneous. Often done in the case of needing money for something immediately.
"I am ten cents short for a bottle of snake piss so Im gonna go crack spange on the way to the LQ.
by dave m w April 10, 2011
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crack theory

in short for crackpot theory.

1. an idea or theory that may be personally held by a person and has absolutely no basis or strong evidence to support it.
2. an idea or theory that is very extensive and ridiculous in reality regardless of evidence, as if the person presenting the idea/theory was "on crack".
1.

A: Okay so I have this crack theory that Sans from Undertale is actually Sans-
B: What?
A: What?

2.
A: an extensive explanation to the theory that all the Adam Sandler movies are connected
B: Wow... now that's a crack theory when I see one. What the fuck.
by Eurasian_ November 09, 2021
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