testicles

Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.

She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.

by Watchguard April 3, 2004

testicliocentric

when all topics of conversation revolve around one's testicles or someone else's testicles

Jas: I had some oddly shaped peanuts today...
Sam: Like Omar's balls?
Ala: Was one bigger than the other?
Omar: This conversation is so testicliocentric.

by Omar Representing The 916 April 25, 2008

testicles

The symbol of manhood. They are what makes a man a man.

I am still a man as long as my testicles are dangling between my legs

by b-neners March 10, 2008

Testiclots

a slang word used in colloquial conversations to allude to ones testicles this is usually done when the individual has a large penis.

Example in conversation "Listen man your boy's gotta calm down on swingin' dem testiclots around."

"Nigga you gonna knock some lut out flicking your dick like that. And for god sakes put your testiclots away."

by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill October 11, 2008

testicles

The best thing a man could have, but not you.

john: Eat my testicles
lana: i thought you where gay

by qwertyuiop loves bbc May 4, 2022

testiclation

noun: The act of two sets of testicles hitting each other such as during a three way with two men and a woman (one in the pink and one in the stink).

Umberto had a case of Testiclation A because of incidents that transpired the night before with his boys Dan and Jake.

by Sol-Corp January 29, 2010

Tresticles

Someone with three testicles. A name to mock a retard or a homosexual.

Lachie: HAHA Darcy you're such a tresticles, imagine having three balls you idiot.
Darcy: you guys are so mean

by Tretsticles October 15, 2020