tejism

When someone doesn't understand a joke, or makes overly obvious or stupid remarks.

A: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
B: What if there is a question mark after Sex?
C: Classic Tejism

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by pseudonymanon December 6, 2013

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Teisco

A musical instrument company from Japan (Tokyo Electric Instrument and Sound Company) legendary for making the strangest guitars in the world. Some see these instruments as being of extremely poor quality, while others appreciate their uniqueness and some even pay gargantuan amounts of money to obtain them. Some of their finer attributes savored by fans include "0" frets, plywood necks, gold foil pickups, vast quantities of electrical control mechanisms, metal pickguards, and absurd bridge designs involving string-muting technology.

Person A: "Check out this neat guitar I got at the church rummage sale!"
Person B: "What a piece of shit!"
Person A: "It's a Teisco! How can you not appreciate the 5 pickups, 23 toggle switches and 16 knobs?"

by zzajlatem January 11, 2014

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Teisita

A hard ass patient care coordinator who doesn't give a shit about hurting people's feelings. She's strong, straightforward, and an independent woman. She is also the type of person to have her home broken into. She loves long walks on the beach, watching Marvel movies, and being a down right bad ass at whatever she does. Actually, she's not a patient care coordinator, she is the director of patient relations. She'll also set your straight if you're wrong. Fuck yeah

I need someone to tell this patient how it really is. I need a Teisita.

by Cancelations April 3, 2015

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