television

The electronic form of the plague.

I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television.

by Mike Bendixson December 28, 2005

teletubbies

Four colored freaks that have TVs on their stomachs and don't talk right

They also look at a fucked up baby head on a sun

The purple teletubbie is EXTREMELY fruity

Hey, look at that fucked up baby head from the crap TV show teletubbies

by 2cool4skool November 8, 2003

Telemotional

Someone who becomes highly emotional when presented with televised sob stories. These people will empathize completely with anyone on television, especially those appearing on daytime talk shows.

I can't help crying when I watch Oprah, I'm very telemotional you know.

by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008

Telkom

A goverment supported Telecoms monopoly in South Africa, which at best charges 105% above the average wage for a inferior ADSL connection, $17991/m for a 1mb leased line and $1012 for 30GB of download data. Great profit at the expence of the poorly educated, inferior quality, bad service and dismal performance are their main products, these are products they plan to begin exporting to the rest of Africa in the near future.

Someone should point out to George Bush that they are more dangerous than Iraqi WMD.

Rip-off: Telkom SA, redefines the words shaft, shafted, steal, rape, plunder and dumbasses.

by PostmanPat May 4, 2005

Telfer

Pronounciation (Tell-Fur)
Transitive Verb. Telfered, Telfering, Telfers

To break, destroy or render an object useless (Especially Electrical Equipment), by means known only to the destroyer, often without malice or the intention to do so.

He Telfered the laptop, so I threw it in the skip with the others.
A Electromagnetic Pulse Telfers all electrical equipment within its range.

by IT Dude February 13, 2006

Telgasm

Telgasm is the act of bringing a girl to orgasm using only a spade shovel, cough drop, a door frame, and a telephone pole. Usually a dangerous task that should only be attempted by trained professionals.

Did you see that video with the telgasm in it?

or

Last night was crazy! did you see Jess have that telgasm with Frank?

by Dee Iron October 10, 2010

A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

A play on the idiom "kiss and tell": "Kiss and Tell" implies a betrayal of confidence, typically (but not necessarily) when referring to an encounter of a sexual nature. While the phrase "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell" was originally intended to end a conversation by making it clear that details will not be shared, it can also be used to infer that a sexual encounter actually occurred.

1) He honestly 'kissed' the girl, then later implied that he did by saying "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"... making him a sleezebag and not a gentleman.

2) He didn't 'kiss' the girl, then later implied the he did... making him both dishonest and insecure.

3) He did/didn't 'kiss' the girl but does not want to appear to be a sleezebag and wants to respect her privacy.

1)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell *wink*

2)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Virgin Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...

3)

Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: Don't ask me about it Tom. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

by Marauder91 April 29, 2016