shit-talking mushroom

A very rude mushroom.

That shit-talking mushroom was so rude!!!

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

talking out your jaw

Saying something dumb, or annoying, or talking shit

Girl1: Tracey is so ugly
Girl2: eww stop taking out your jaw
OR
Girl1: how many minutes are in an hour?
Girl2: ur dumb, stop talking out your jaw

by AsophD March 22, 2017

talking foot

A foot that talks, walks, and does everything like a regular human. The only difference is that it has a foot body

someone: I CAN SEE A TALKING FOOT
Me: OMG IT LITERALLY TALKS AND WALKS!
someone: LIKE US!
Me: let's make friends
someone: not right now I'm hungry

by emodepressed May 3, 2020

southern talking to

an ass whoopin @ home for actin out unreasonably in public.

ooowwee. did you see how that child was acting? if he was my chile he would definitely be gettin a" southern talking to "when we reached the crib, for realz...

by LaReina de Coco July 11, 2010

talking shit about a pretty sunset

Something you may not like or agree with but morally have no business talking shit about.

"yeah, I'm not really a huge fan of his mother but I'm not going to start talking shit about a pretty sunset."

by DERRICK Flemings January 25, 2007

Talking Kitty Cat

A youtuber that makes videos with his cats, Sylvester, Gibbyson, and Random Kitty

Sylvester: You will die for this
Gibson: HELP TODD
Shelby: Bacon?!
Random Kitty: Blubblub
Gibbyson: Sylvester tastes like tuna fish!
Steve: This is Talking Kitty Cat signing off! Thank you!

by SimDevoSlipknot January 20, 2020

Talking lamp

(n.) 1) A coloquialism used to indicate a television which is always on, but not watched.

2) A derrogatory term for television used to indicate one's belief that a television's only benefit is as a lamp that talks.

1)I'm gonna turn off the talking lamp, nobody's in here.

2)Sorry, we don't have a talking lamp, but we do have these wonderful *reading* lamps.

by Izhmo Goetz March 17, 2004