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Toddler-Tag

The act of your toddler running at you and ramming their head into your junk at high speed.
My kid Toddler-Tagged me yesterday. Dropped me like a bad habit.
by Proud Poppa August 3, 2020
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Tagging Spree

A Tagging Spree is when someone writes a note/uploads a picture or video etc. on a social networking site like facebook and ends up tagging a lot of people. This can be done for two reasons:
1. You just end up tagging a lot of people
2. You tag a lot of people because you don't want people to feel left out. It's kinda weird.
Person 1: Why do I have so many notifications of facebook?
Person 2: Oh, well you know Bob, he went on a Tagging Spree on all of his pictures and notes of facebook. He said he didn't want any one to feel left out.
Person 1: Thoughtful... but weird.
Person 2: Yeah.
by Pseudonym #23 March 21, 2009
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Invisi-tag

The act of purposely leaving off your id details, or tag, on a piece of work that identifies it as one of yours. Usually used when a client specifically asks for something that you have strongly advised against, but they insist.
1: Didn't you make this?
2: Yeah.
1: How come your company name isn't on it?
2: I don’t want to be associated with that train wreck so I invisi-taged it. Let us never speak of this again.
1:Agreed.
by lucyloo1979 March 24, 2013
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Mattress Tag

When someone is useless like so many matress tags that serve no purpose except to be torn off.
Jill is such a mattress Tag, she gets nothing done.
by Jasonbasinmason June 30, 2020
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Tag and Drag

Is the response given after reading a comment or post made on social media believed to be sus or looked at with a side eye.The person is first called out by tag and then skillfully dragged with verbal can of whip ass for it.
Girl 1: Did you read the post that fake ass Nicki wrote about her bestie Michelle and her situation?

Girl 2: Yeah I read it but I wasn’t the only one because someone decided to tag and drag her phony ass over it.
by Starving Artist246 March 31, 2022
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Zygote Tag

Tagging a photo with the name of a person who isn't there, often tagging a mother's belly with the name of a child that wasn't born when the picture was snapped.
My aunt Betty keeps uploading pictures of my mom when she was pregnant -- she zygote tags me then makes some crack about how I ruined her body. Not funny.
by San Pablo Juan January 25, 2010
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Obscure Tag

Tagging someone on Facebook when the person tagged is in the far background and not the foreground. This person was never intended to be in the picture.
"I can't believe someone obscure tagged half of my hand in this picture."
by foxfox August 9, 2009
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