Rusty Trombone

A sex move in which one takes a hit from a bong and then blows into another asshole in hopes of getting said person intoxicated.

"Holy shit I'm horny as hell, whilst craving some weed... quick grab the bong, I want you to give me a rusty trombone."

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022

Randy trombone

A Rusty Trombone except the act is performed while overly excited

"oh woa woa woa are you trying to give me a Randy Trombone???"

by ShadySphincter69 November 22, 2023

Rusty trombone

When a guy is getting his fart-box tongue punched while getting an old fashioned simultaneously.

I heard Jenny likes to put mustard on her rusty trombone when she plays it.

by Dixoncider420 February 5, 2022

Tromboner

When a male individual is in the action of masturbating, and they all of a sudden ejaculate extremely loud, much like a Trombone.

"hey, I hear edric cums loud as fuck, I like that. He must have a Tromboner"

by AikaFNBR December 1, 2020

Tromboner

When one has an extreme fetish for trombones and gets a boner over them.

"Hay yo i have like the worst Tromboner right now.........can you help."

by I got a pocket full almonds April 20, 2017

Greasing the Trombone

Purposely putting far too much lub on one's penis

He was greasing the trombone before pounding my pussy last night.

by ugnsriket September 13, 2016

Trombone

A low brass instrument. Uses a slide to change pitch. The best instrument in a orchestra.

The trombone is awesome!

by JadenTheApexGod April 8, 2021