maclomshiiter's definitions

Withery Crow

A state in which you are Farting and Vomiting at the same time.

"Holy crap dude ... on the way here I totally elapsed into the state of the Withery Crow!"

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022

Rusty Trombone

A sex move in which one takes a hit from a bong and then blows into another asshole in hopes of getting said person intoxicated.

"Holy shit I'm horny as hell, whilst craving some weed... quick grab the bong, I want you to give me a rusty trombone."

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022

Craving Ice

A person whos not into ice hockey yet, but really wants to."

"Man I'm sick of football, you know what I'm craving... I'm Craving Ice?

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022

Phurchased

Exactly the same as purchased, But wayyyyyyyyy cooler

"I phurchased that T-shirt on holiday."

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022