Urban Dictionary: Definitions by maclomshiiter

Phurchased

Exactly the same as purchased, But wayyyyyyyyy cooler

"I phurchased that T-shirt on holiday."

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A person whos not into ice hockey yet, but really wants to."

"Man I'm sick of football, you know what I'm craving... I'm Craving Ice?

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A sex move in which one takes a hit from a bong and then blows into another asshole in hopes of getting said person intoxicated.

"Holy shit I'm horny as hell, whilst craving some weed... quick grab the bong, I want you to give me a rusty trombone."

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A state in which you are Farting and Vomiting at the same time.

"Holy crap dude ... on the way here I totally elapsed into the state of the Withery Crow!"

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