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Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.
"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."
by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020
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Please don't be toobin online.
by Rozzysed October 24, 2020
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Toobin

Pleasuring yourself or your partner while on. Zoom call with your colleagues.
Jeff was Toobin during the weekly Zoom meeting because strategizing really excited him and he couldn't help himself.
by ThinkBeforeYouSpeak October 29, 2020
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toobin'

Masturbating. Named for Jeffrey Toobin, a New Yorker writer suspended in 2020 for masturbating during an online staff meeting, unaware that his laptop camera was turned on.
I caught my husband looking at porn pix and toobin'.
by Lorenzo Coffin November 11, 2020
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“She tootie bootie,lol.”
by Love 💘🧸 January 26, 2021
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Let me eat that tootie

You ever gotten your tootie ate?
by Cyn___ February 16, 2021
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Toobin

To masturbate while in a videocall using a videotelephony and online chat service such as Zoom, Telegram, Instagram, etc.

This term was coined after New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating on a Zoom call.
Students caught toobin during my class's online session will be reported to NYU for misconduct.

I'm of the opinion that there's nothing wrong with toobin... that's unless you voluntary expose yourself .
by TheUrbanSchollar June 10, 2021
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