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Newton titties

N breast that pendulate on a radial axis and when one is acted upon by force as to set in motion in such a way that it collides with the other subsequently transferring the force or kinetic energy to the adjacent breast. Basically swinging tits that emulate newton balls. Typically found on sporty older women (gilf type) that cruise braless in bars.
Damn Ron, look at the Newton Titties on that old lady, now that's kinetic energy at work!
by Jellubuiscuit August 27, 2013
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fashion titties

Titties small enough to wear wear high fashion clothes (runway boobs)
I don't have big boobs I have fashion titties.
by ghibby April 28, 2014
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Freckle Titties

Common trait associated with aging women (not necessarily related to the MC1R Gene) where freckles develop around their bosom region. This is can be a correlation the particular female is approaching, in, or around Menopause, and/or her internal clock is ticking. However, freckles can also be caused by other factors such as genetically through MC1R.
“Wow, that girl is smokin’ hot!”

“Wait a sec bud! She has freckle titties! She’s not as young as you think.”
by Bob D. Bomb April 3, 2015
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pixel titties

1.Pixelated boobs such as those found in video games, or low quality pornos.

2.Refering to any boobs portrayed on a screen, especially one of low quality.
Damn those are some nice pixel titties!
by ApeWanker March 10, 2016
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dumpster titties

When a girls breasts look like squidwards nose.. Or like they got trapped in a dumpster lid.
You know dequan's girl? She's got a bad case of the dumpster titties.
by zanierd's cookie hole April 11, 2016
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Tandem Titties

Tandem titties refers to two sets of titties in close proximity of one another such as two nude women hugging. Or two girls in bikinis with their titties touching. It can also be referred to a threesome when there is one man and two women.
"I got a great pic of some tandem titties on the boat last night!"
by Mikey P June 21, 2016
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Middle tittle

I'd like to motor boat her middle tittle.
by Trevbell August 10, 2017
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