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Shetland Pony

The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony
Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed
by Davollin December 17, 2008
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pony yogurt

A thick curdled residue found in equine semen harvesting gear. True pony yogurt develops after semen harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.
Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!
by tupac_lives July 22, 2016
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Pony Necking

A sexual request made of one hot chick to another in which one straddles the face of the other while nude, and then slides down along her neck. like riding a pony, a little pony. pony necking.
She whispered into my ear "i want you to pony neck me" So i straddled her face and slid down her neck and squeezed just enough to choke her with my p*ssy. That is pony necking
by ponycornhorn October 4, 2012
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pony a bike

When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.
Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.
by JoeyBomm August 16, 2020
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Pony Spank

a sex act while in reverse cowgirl. the guy sings “old town road” and the girl asserts her dominance by spanking him to the beat.
friend: is this relationship serious?
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.
by ponyspank69 July 2, 2021
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Stink Pony

That was the biggest stink pony to jump through the hoop in weeks.
by Emily Powers August 4, 2008
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Fashion Pony

Dressing in a specific, usually sophisticated way, to fool people into thinking you’re a higher ranking professional.
They let me into the VIP area and put me on the managers tab. I’m so happy they fell for my Fashion Pony.
by emmveg December 11, 2018
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