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Taint Beard

A beard like tuft of hair that is located between ball sack and anus. The taint beard should rest well below the ball sack. A proper taint beard should be at least 1 to 2 inches below to allow proper viewing from all angles. The ball sack should also be groomed and maintained regularly. A taint beard is required for the infamous Amish Bushwhacker (See Amish Bushwhacker) and also for the Western variaion for the Amish Bushwhacker.
The womans face was irritiated by her husbands taint beard.
Captain Neckbeard grooms his taint beard on the regular.

He grew a taint beard so he could do the amish bushwacker.
by zombiepinup January 1, 2012
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taint slapping

When a guy opens his stance then thrusts his hips back and forth, slapping his butt with his penis and balls.
Girl 1: "I just watched Big Brother 9, and i must admit that 'Crazy James' is smoking hot"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
by Lise Reed February 26, 2008
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Taint Tickler

Whilst taking a deuce, having a turd so long, or toilet bowl so shallow, that the turd bottoms out and thus breaks away from the anus. The sudden axis shift causes the turd to brush against the taint semi-erotically.
I took had a huge post-Starbucks Taint Tickler today. It was at least 14 inches long.
by royhobbs93 February 20, 2009
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taint bacon

The thick peanut encrusted stain left in the crotch of ones tighty whities. The cause of said stain is from weeks of wiping ones ass in a forward motion building muddy shit upon previously semi-dried turd skids. Maker of this concoction can peel from under britches and proceed to serve to guests with a light salad and vintage Bulgarian white wine.
Sally enjoyed a side salad, glass of dom perignon and a two inch thick slice o' me seasoned taint bacon
by Wang Chunghung July 19, 2011
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taint bubble

When you fart, but the air comes up over your taint and tickles your balls or girly parts.
Oohhh! I just had a taint bubble! Lucky I had boxers on!
by thamongrel May 10, 2008
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taint licorice

Fecal residue resulting from an improper anal cleaning after defication. While rimming there is a tasty treat resembling licorice on the taint. (Feces on the taint or surrounding area.)
Dude, Drake's mom has some wicked taint licorice, I was picking it out of my teeth all night.
by Teh Skulker January 31, 2007
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Taint scrape'nz

The dried reisdue left between the testes and the anus after a failed attempt at wiping after a bowel movement. Similar to a crusty gooch.
"Son, you should wipe from front to back! You don't want to end up with itchy "Taint scrape'nz".
by JDizzleFerrizle March 30, 2009
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