High School Swimming

ONE BIG JOKE

Dave: Yo Chuck, you gonna do High School Swimming?
Chuck: Nah man, I don't want to win every race, I need some competition.
Dave: Yeah me neither, I don't want to get out of shape.

by noswal11 July 30, 2013

swiming in Titicaca

Treating some one as though they are good enough to play the games, but then when they realize their nose is red they can't join in on any games.

"He's playing risky business with all that swimming in Titicaca he's doin"

by Kefka March 8, 2004

Swimming

What a jive fellow says when things are up to par.

How are you doing Goffter?
Swimming bro.
Same man.
Chyeah boys

by MattClar July 7, 2011

swimming

The act of being in denial and not accepting the truth about oneself or the situation one is in; struggling with the truth.

"Denial" sounds similar to "The Nile" river
so when someone is not accepting the truth you can use as referenced; Man I know he knows his bitch is fat. The brother is swimming hard.

by racsodaheat October 2, 2009

Swimming

A word used to describe getting or being high or stoned from marijuana

Steve: Hey Jack, have you been swimming today?
Jack: Nah man, I don't do that anymore.
Steve: Why not?
Jack: Cuz I almost drowned once.

by Steve (to the "O") James May 1, 2008

Swimming with Michael Phelps

Another way of saying dropping the kids off at the pool (aka taking a dump)

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, dude. I was busy Swimming with Michael Phelps.

by AlabamaPooper October 30, 2008

swimming

short for the sun was in my eyes when referring to the way a person looks when you first see them

yo dude check out that chick in the car next to us.
dude man i think you were swimming because she is a bug.

by dfrost April 7, 2007