Swedish Glacier

when you're putting your pecker to good use, and with a split second reaction, you pull out, and throw your swedish meatBALLZ in her grill. once there, set up shop and let the cum slide down her nose and into her mouth like its 10,000 B.C. all over again

guy 1: dude, this bish was sexy

guy 2: yeah, i had her one time, i was feelin outlandish so i gave her a Swedish Glacier.

Guy 1: damn, props for that one, was it slow like a window pickle race

Guy 2: dude, its a god damn glacier for a reason, you tell me

by Pastor Sergio August 31, 2012

Swedish Meatball

When you defecate in an IKEA display toilet

*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!

Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*

Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

Swedish Fish

When you put a live fish into a girls vagina, then have sex with her until the fish bites your penis.

Linda and I had some Swedish Fish last night.

by ThatGuyWhoMadeThat May 26, 2015

Swedish Stomp

There's nothing worse than a cold winter day in Oslo (unless you're making sweet love of course). Once you've got your six foot, two inch Swedish skunk on the floor taking your cock like there's no tomorrow, simply wait for her to get to orgasm before quickly pulling out, standing up, and stomping on her abdomen, thus spraying her Swedish juice all over the floor.

Last night Eskil performed a perfect Swedish Stomp on his girlfriend Ingrid, thus covering the family's Viking relics in Swedish juice.

by DBone317 May 8, 2010

swedish werewolf

A Swedish massage involving a werewolf costume and severe biting and scratching, usually ending in violent intercourse. Best if performed on a full moon.

"Hey baby, it's a full moon tonight. How 'bout that Swedish werewolf?"

"After that Swedish werewolf the other night, I ended up having to get nine stitches in three different places."

by furry22 January 3, 2009

Swedish Teddybear

Another word for a Blow Job. Used to avoid saying blow job, to keep it a secret.

On its my birthday I'm going to ask my girlfriend for a Swedish Teddybear.

by sleepinghobo February 21, 2011

Swedish Clubber

Hitting your partner across the face with your still erect cock after cumming

An overly aggressive swedish clubber can leave a nasty mushroom shaped bruise.

by Marvin Sloane May 2, 2005