Fart & Sweat

Also known as a f&s

A build up of stomach pressure leads to pain and the feeling of needing to poop. When you arrive in the bathroom, the pain peaks but you realize that there is no poop to be had. You break out in a cold sweat from the pain and just fart until the pressure subsides. Normally one incidence is enough to relieve all pressure, but it has been speculated that several Fart & Sweats may be neccessary in a severe case.
After a day of not eating any food, we went to a bar to have some drinks around 4:00 p.m. About 2 pitchers in pressure started building accomanied with pain. The distinct feeling of having to poop washed over me and I rushed off to the bathroom, hoping that said poop would relieve the pain/pressure. 15-20 highly embarassing minutes in a doorless bar bathroom stall later I emerged sweaty and without having pooped, but feeling much better.

This is the chronicle of the first Fart & Sweat
by MIchael Young April 09, 2008
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Sweat Bucket

N. an apparatus designed for the express funtion of catching and preserving the sweat, cheese and residual matter from a womans vagina and any folds or lobes associated there within!
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shit sweat

hot sweat that protrudes from the sweat glands caused by taking an abnormally long, large and painful shit.
bro #1:"yo my jiblet homie is still in the bathroom!"
bro #2:"damn he must be taking a shit sweat... painfullll for the annalll"
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Sushi Sweats

Eating so much sushi at an 'all you can eat' sushi bar that you begin to sweat. Similar to turkey sweats.
"I've eaten so much sushi that I have the sushi sweats."
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Tuna Sweat

A day's worth of vaginal perspiration which has the scent of a Japanese trawler deck in summer.
" Hey Rachael, you better have a shower. I can smell your Tuna Sweat".
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wii sweat

The perspiration resulting from exer-gaming; specifically with the Nintendo Wii.
"Hey, wanna go out and grab some dinner?"

"Sure, let me take a shower first. I worked up a good wii sweat with my new Wii Fit."
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drunk sweats

The feverish sensation that causes you to perspire after you've drank too much and start to feel nauseous.
How's Fred doing? He drank a lot of tequila tonight.

Not good. He had the drunk sweats so I put a trash can in front of his bed because I think he's about to hurl.
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