A jelly sundae is when you and your friends book a night at a motel in Manhattan with a bath tub and proceed to fill the bathtub with smucker’s sugar free blueberry jelly in the bathtub to the brim and then have a 5 7/12 hour long orgy session in the bathtub no matter the gender , religion or race . This can be used as a group punishment.
“Hey jarred you down to have a jelly sundae with the boys later ? I will provide the jelly”
Or
Red team loses to blue team by 3 point , they are given the forfeit of a jelly sundae
Or
Red team loses to blue team by 3 point , they are given the forfeit of a jelly sundae
by Cocksuckerpaul330 January 02, 2022
Sexual dessert.
Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.
May also include a little red.
Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.
Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.
May also include a little red.
Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.
Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!
by Sunnaise December 12, 2016
A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!
by Filipino sundae May 17, 2016
Sunda is that one person who can do everything at once. She will be cooking a grand meal, while on the phone with her friends, while managing 2 little wild children. She is somehow perfect.
by ✰ ✰ mary 🦋 April 20, 2020
When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.
by Please and thank you November 11, 2017
When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.
by Please and thank you November 11, 2017
they are a deadbeat youtubers dogs. They both suck and don't even compare to Kermit, Peach, and Mr.Marbles (those are Jenna Marbles dogs)
by git fucked jenna marbles June 28, 2018