stealing home

skipping 2nd & 3rd base, as in:

1st base: making out etc
2nd base: fondling/fingering
3rd base: oral sex
home: sex

guy 1: "dude, i was totally stealing home tonite w/ rita, and she didnt care!"

guy 2: "no way man! awesome!"

guy 3: "*cough*slut*cough*

by pete b. January 13, 2007

screaming shit

when all of your bodily functions happen at the exact same time you let out a loud yelp noise and your body has no choice but to die, anyone that witnesses a screaming shit will also have a screaming shit because it is highly contagious, and no cure exists

i mean everything, burp fart piss shit cum sneeze shit cough and have your period if your a women.

guy1: did you see that screaming shit?

guy2: no, or i'd be dead.

by the ice tea killer January 23, 2009

Steaming Tom

When one slips a glove on (just after taking a fallacious dump, preferably mudbutt-wise) scooping up a turd and then squishing said turd in thy hand. And rubbing the glove the on chosen victim's face in their sleep.

Samuel: Watch where you walkin prick!

Dylan: Bitch Imma give ya a Steamin Tom if you keep that shit up!

Noah: NO! He didn't mean it! Don't give my white friend a steaming tom!

by doomsDave October 10, 2008

Spreading tha butta

Shitting on an individual verbally , then taking the back of your hand spread it from the top left to bottom right and spread it across their face.

Geoff was spreading tha butta on John because he keeps fuckin' up.

by Doc Butta Holiday April 4, 2009

Stealing

What you excuse it with borrowing. The difference is that the 'borrowing' seems to drag on to infinity.

Juliet: "Hey, isn't that Mike's hand-phone?"

Terry: "Uh, yeah I am borrowing it"

Juliet: "It has been a year."

Stealing.

by Cheeky Smiles May 3, 2011

Screaming Nun

A pointless manouvre performed by a drunken idiot in which he pulls his pants and shorts down to his knees, pushes his package down between his thighs which he clamps together to hold said parts firmly in place, then pulls his shirt bottom up over his face and head. Then, while holding everything in place, he scoots away, shrieking for attention at the top of his lungs. Nobody knows why.... but it IS funny to watch.

"On a bet, Larry tried to perform the difficult and legendary Screaming Nun as he left the bar, but unfortunately he ran into a telephone pole and knocked himself unconsious. So naturally his buddies rifled his wallet, took his money and left him lying on the sidewalk."

by cluin July 28, 2004

Flying Towamencin steaming apple

An apple has its core removed and filled with feces, it is then thrown at vehicles and residents of Towamencin Township, Pennsylvania.

Dammit! Someone hit my car with a Flying Towamencin steaming apple!

by "J.R." September 27, 2005