stumples

Pimples on an amputees stump.

Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples

by Jason Fuller & Eric P Naas January 4, 2009

simpleasy

Something thats easy as can be, also a cool state of mind

I drop tracks like its nothing its simpleasy, I was so lit I was feeling straight simpleasy

by T.G. GamerLife March 23, 2008

stumplestiltskin

A short man usually with a Napoleon complex who has a miniscule penis. Maybe inverted or stunted at a young age this penis may be impossible to spot with the naked eye. Never the less it is there short in stature just like the man it belongs to.

Jane: How was your date with Larry?

Edna: O.K. I guess, but I tried to give him a hand job and couldn't find it. I tired of always getting the stumplestiltskins.

by Jamamoba October 28, 2010

simple-ize

To make less complicateder or... de-complicatize.

We will make sure to simple-ize the procedures so they can understand it.

by WhaTheHeck! April 23, 2011

Simple Jack'd

To be ridiculously stupid and genius all at the same time.

-Doing homework ahead of time for one class, then turning it in to another, you just Simple Jack'd yourself
-Trying to scare someone back, when the person you scare is yourself, you just got Simple Jack'd.
-It can be applied to almost anything.

by Bumpy23 January 2, 2012

i'm a simple man

A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).

"I'm a simple man, I see boobs- I press like."
"I'm a simple man".

by holyfsm42 June 16, 2017

simple plan

From Montreal Canada Simple Plan is the coolest band ever who write what they wanna write, who sing what they wanna sing, and who do it for their fans.

I have a plan..it's quite simple...in fact it's a simple plan..

by its a secret March 2, 2005