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Compton Silly Straw

The Compton Silly Straw is one of the most complicated sex moves on the planet. WARNING: It requires great flexibility, an average size penis, and no shame about having your penis touching another man's cock.

So to start off, you and three friends need to find a girl who would be down with a gang bang- or three on one action. After foreplay, or whatever you like to do, you perform the Compton Silly.

The three men participating in the orgy stand next to each other, forming a half circle around the girl. With string, yarn, or any type of rope, (preferably hemp rope) the males tie and bind their penis' together in unison to form one giant penis. While working together, the three male participants shove their three bound dicks up the girls vagina.

As if playing twister, the three men have sex with the one woman with their dicks tied together until orgasm.
Dude, you're not going to believe what happened last Saturday at Brad's house. Me, Tad, and Chad met up with Linda and did some kinky shit. Linda couldn't decide who she wanted more so the three of us got out the rubber bands and gave Linda the Compton Silly Straw!
by Fantastic Four, The four December 18, 2008
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Slap you silly

Striking in the face of one's opponent with an open, wet palm (see topkapi) leaving the recipient dazed and silly at any time of the day or night. Recipient of the slap may not be lucid or responsive for more than 30 seconds.

By Da flying squirrel
I will slap you silly until you look for the ring, hobbit.
by Da flying squirrel October 20, 2015
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Person 1: look at that guy who is jumping of the bridge
Person 2: i think he is silly salmoning
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Silly Little Niggy

a small but amazing little creature. It is about the size of a fly but has a heart of gold. Silly little niggies are found in the topical rainforest and sometimes they fly into people's ass cracks.
Man 1: god, my ass hurts
Man 2: Oh, must have been a Silly Little Niggy!
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silly goofy mood

When someone is being an absolute quirky baddie 🤪
Person 1: Sorry guys I'm just in a silly goofy mood 🤪🤪
Person 2: its ok bestay its ok to let ur goofy side show 🤪❤❤
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silly dumb hoe

one who is naive, may or may not be book smart but are street dumb.
All the guys on the football team rain a train on Tanesha. They called her a silly dumb hoe because she still continues to sleep with them.
by k. boyd January 21, 2008
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Silly Randy Marsh

Someone who plays ping-pong with themselves and/or Adolf Hitler.
Example 1:
Person 1: Are you playing ping-pong with yourself?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You're such a Silly Randy Marsh.

Example 2:
Person 1: Are you playing ping-pong with Adolf Hitler?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You're such a Silly Randy Marsh.
by RDucky June 21, 2011
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