stifistify

when a guy is getting ready to fuck some girl hard core lolz

wait a second while i take my pants off and stifistify...

by mariah and moire August 15, 2007

stiffer than a honeymoon dick

Something that is very sturdy, extremely solid.

After installing some conduit and supporting it: " Now Matt , I'm gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon dick!"

by Raider Matt May 13, 2017

Dicky Stiffy

Dicky Stiffy is the best way to tell your partner you love her. And it works as a defence technique.

Hot babe: *texting on phone*
Cool guy: Hey girl my DICKY STIFFY UH
Hot babe: *gets married*

by Eatthatpusst445 May 7, 2018

Real Stiff Penis

1. An endearing term for someone who is just a real big dick. One who is an all around cock.

2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.

My boss is a real stiff penis. What a jerk off.

Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.

by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018

Stiffie

when a guy looks at hot ass girl and gets MF hard...( while picturing her naked with those HUGE tits bouncing up and down)

I'm getting a big stiffie

by Johnny no name April 19, 2003

Stiffy

When a male's dick is hard and sticks up.

"Man my dick is hard, I think i have a stiffy"

by Anonymous PLIES LOVER June 12, 2009

school girls stiff

is a school girls masterbation tool wich she uses during school under her skirt wich can be such as a pen, pencile, or retractable eraser.

i use mi school girls stiff during class all the time

by asia July 13, 2004