steak slap

When someone makes one too many "your face jokes" at a company BBQ the proper retaliation is for someone to pick a steak up off the grill and slap its hot juicyness right across your face. It is important to yell "steak slap" when performing a steak slap.

Nicole Kidman: "Hey Tom Cruz! Your face is scientiology!" Tom Cruz: (picks up steak from hot grill) "STEAK SLAP BIEOTCH!!!!!!!"

by Porcupine balls August 27, 2010

Steak Butt

Adjective; when the area around one's anus becomes so irratated from friction and sweat it can resemble a medium-well done steak.

"Red around brown, you're gonna frown"- steak butt

by That steak butt dude January 29, 2014

steak man

A friend of yours that isn’t fat, but he’s got some meet on him.

Yo Chris, Ryan’s starting to become a bit of a steak man!

by Cheezyboye789 May 1, 2019

yung steak

a cool younger brother

"Yung steak whats good"

by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 12, 2020

steak pattie

a dumbass motherfucker who doesn't know a damn thing but how to wash their ass and lick their shit

Steven is such a steak pattie

by James October 7, 2003

Making Steak

Euphemism for moving one's bowels. Made popular after the Japanese perfected the transformation of feces into "steak."

'Scuse me, I gotta go make some steak.

Where's Bob? He's upstairs, making steak.

by werdnerd1 June 18, 2011

tube steak

Gay lingo for penis.

Seems like everybody on the high school team was offering tube steak to the boy cheerleaders on the bus on the trip back home.

by Richard Black May 13, 2005