chillzin status

to be chilling, plan on hanging out

Last night I was on that chillzin status with the boys

by BmasterBrett December 22, 2007

hello statue

Slang for old fashioned telephone. In the Deep South, when it rang, a servant would pick up the receiver and say hello, isdatyou?

It rings, the answers picks up handle and says hello statue (is dat you)?

by Forresttrump April 19, 2017

Status Crickets

When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.

John Smith:Hey I really want to go out tonight..hit me up with some ideas.

**status crickets**

by thedarkhorse89 November 1, 2011

Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.

Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.

by QuacksO July 12, 2018

Marriott status

When you dodge a question by staying quiet or saying “uhhhh.....”

Pheonix: “hey did you get top before?”
Xavier: “......uhhhh.....”
Brandon: “He’s on his Marriott status again”

by Dumbrigga November 10, 2017

status theif

A term used to describe a person who goes out of their way to steal your facebook status. These people normally claim that the status is either 'not yours' or 'posted before you can post it.'

Person 1: *on Facebook*"Money just changed everything"
Person 2:*on Facebook* "Money just changed everything"
Person 1: Dude! Stop being a status theif!
Person 2: It's technically not stealing if you put it on Facebook.

by MiserableDesperation July 20, 2010

viral status

A status that you write on Facebook, which gains several comments and likes, resulting in it showing up on your friends' "Top News" feeds. This, via The Mathew Effect, results in more comments and likes. (Plural: viral stati)

I posted the biggest viral status last night! It has 17 likes, 20 comments, and it's still counting! Go on Facebook; it's sure to be on your Top News.

by bemery October 21, 2010