The poor placement of an iced beverage from Starbucks between the inside of the upper thigh (most frequently occurring while driving, at a movie, or at bingo), which results in condensation from the cup wetting the crotch region of the victim's pants.

Person 1: "Look at Joseph! He looks like he had wet himself."

Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."

Starbucks Crotch by Gunner315 October 3, 2011

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Starbucks savant

Someone who has memorised the entire range of Starbucks drinks and can recite them at will.

Derek - "...Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Coffee Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Espresso Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Mocha Frappuccino..."

Jon - "Jesus, Derek's a fucking Starbucks savant!"

Starbucks savant by Memebrain July 6, 2011

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Starbucks

Useful for three things.

1) You're poor/out of town/on a coffee break and you need/want free Internet.
2) You're going to be spending hours working on schoolwork and need a caffeine injection to sustain yourself.
3) Both A and B

1) Jimmy: We're going to New York City... hold on, there's a S'Bucks up ahead. I'm going to check Google Maps for a sec to see where we are
2) Bob: Yeah, my thesis paper is due tomorrow. I'm going to Starbucks. A few shots there should keep me awake, if a little jittery, so I don't crash on the keyboard.
3) Mike: Oh shit. My presentation is due tomorrow and I haven't actually started it. I'm headed off to Starbucks with my laptop. Once a few drinks are in my system, I'm going to set to work and search the stuff I need on Wikipedia, then type it up in different words, cite a vaguely related source, and fancy it up - hopefully the teacher will think I spent the last two weeks on it.

Starbucks by Brawldud February 14, 2012

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Starbucks

At the end of yours and every other street in the entire world.

*walks into Starbucks*
Me: "One small coffee please"
Guy behind counter: "That'll be $100 please"
Me: ...WTF?

Starbucks by JA24 April 19, 2009

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