Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.
(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.
by Mathmoss November 08, 2018
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Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 26, 2018
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Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 26, 2018
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National talking stage day

Invite your talking stage on a date and celebrate almost being in a relationship.
Jimmy: Emily let's go celebrate we are in a talking stage
Emily: why today?
Jimmy: it's national talking stage day!!
by National.day October 02, 2023
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Stages of a Relationship

The different stages of a relationship. A method of predicting what stage a relationship is at, or for determining when a relationship will form, end etc.

These stages are always changing and new stages are always emerging, therefore the stages include but are not limited to:
- Genesis Stage
- Midpoint Stage
- Advancement Stage
- Turbulence Stage
- Decline Stage
Professor Love Dickinanus: I knew they would break up, I predicted it!
Colleague: How? How did you know that they would break up around this time?
Professor Love Dickinanus: I noticed tension between them when they started dating, so I used my method called the Stages of a Relationship to determine when their relationship would cease to exist.
by ProfessorGOD August 30, 2018
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stage smoke

the most horrible smell a theater kid knows.It smells horrible off stage and awful off stage.
I have never smelled stage smoke on stage but can only imagine the horrors
by raybeez February 23, 2022
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