Spedly-spud

Spedly-spud, a word used to describe someone as an incompetent person instead of the word idiot.

He ran over the wall to see if he could jump properly, we called him a Spedly-spud because he missed and fell flat on his face.

by SPDDMN207032 May 14, 2022

Gut spud

A faecal potato

She dropped a couple of gut spuds in the bed and I want 50 million dollars

by Roastpeas May 22, 2022

Spud

A banter name for Tottenham Hotspur football club, the smallest club in London. You could find a spud (potato) in your local supermarket and it will have as much silverware as the football team.

“Did you see spuds lost last night?”
“I didn’t see the game but I knew spuds would lose”

by WunSok June 3, 2022

Spud

Spud; a lazy couch potato. Often someone who lives a very sedentary lifestyle.

Tom is a lazy spud

by Mega Hemroids December 14, 2021

Spud

A cute dog named Spud

Guy 1: hey i got a new dog today!
Guy 2: well what’s his name?

Guy 1: oh his name is Spud

by Totally not ur mom April 3, 2022

Spud

A cute dog named Spud

Guy 1: hey i got a new dog today!
Guy 2: well what’s his name?

Guy 1: oh his name is Spud

by Totally not ur mom April 3, 2022

spud

A word for potato, generally used as an insult. However, potatoes are the epitome of perfection—a flawless gift from God. Therefore, being referred to as a spud is the highest honor one can be given.

Bully: “You’re a complete spud, Ronaldo.”
Ronaldo: “Thanks, bro. I’ve never been so honored.”

by dabbing_potato November 4, 2021