fecal sprinkler

Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.

"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."

by Cheezy-Mac April 7, 2015

Chocolate Sprinkles

If a female has a substantial amount of hair in her nether reagion, she may be accused of having chocolate sprinkles.

You'd think she'd have a clean shave, but she had some serious chocolate sprinkles.

by TruthfulMeaning August 17, 2016

Cum Sprinkles

1. A form of ejaculate that resembles tiny, white droplets.
2. When something is dope or awesome.

1. Guy: So, do you have any kinks?

Girl: Well, I love it when I get cum sprinkles on my face.

2. Guy 1: Are you pumped for the new Star Wars film?

Guy 2: Definitely! That shit's gonna be the cum sprinkles!

by Betty? June 4, 2016

dick sprinkler

A penis that urinates in a sprinkle-like fashion.

There was piss on the bathroom floor because of Justin's dick sprinkler.

by HOMERO89 January 15, 2018

fecal sprinkle

It's like a golden shower but with shit

Holy crap man I was tossing that girls salad last night and she fecal sprinkled all over my face, even got in my mouth.
I still fucked her anyway though.

by BigBoySatisfactory January 31, 2018

Alfredo sprinkler

Swinging your noodle whilst splattering Alfredo on your partner.

She enjoyed an Alfredo sprinkler with dinner.

by Pfchang July 15, 2018

Reverse Sprinkler

Another term for a Circle Jerk.

Gol-dang I didn't realize there was gonna be a reverse sprinkler at this party!

by DuckDuckMoose02134 September 3, 2018