Sporking

To cuddle (spooning) with prong of "fork" inserted in "spoon"

Me and my husband were sporking when we fell asleep.

by Halos X January 2, 2026

shit-shocking

shit-shocking

This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself

1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"

by Bobbinog July 10, 2009

Camel stockings

When a woman's camel toe is revealed in public by her extremely tight leggings.

Did you see her camel stockings?

Some women should stay away from the camel stockings.

Camel stockings were so last year.

by the_firstman_84 January 23, 2011

e-stocking

A virtual Christmas stocking.

I sure hope to find some Bitcoins in my e-stocking this Christmas!

by Lemmingpie December 17, 2013

Sticky Stocking

Well performing sexual acts finishing on a women feet with your semen, after putting your socks back on. Hits Sticky Stocking

Dude the sex was so bad I give her a Sticky Stocking

by Urban unknown January 8, 2017

double socking

Wearing one pair of socks over another.

Look I’m double socking my Halloween socks

by The good witch. November 5, 2017

A shocking surprise

A shocking suprise.

When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.

Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise

by Diepzeekroket November 30, 2019