Splooge

A mixture of male and female saliva, sweat, and sexual secretions. Often the result of sticky, sweaty, nasty, unprotected hardcore sexual activities

My sheets are stained with splooge.

by skullodream August 26, 2008

booster splooge

what i call the juice franchise "booster juice"......booster splooge is the splooge of the yuppie dorks that go to that place.

booster splooge is hella expensive.

let's drink some nerd semen at booster splooge.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

sploit

To exploit a bug in an online game, especially an MMORPG.

Dude quit 'sploitin the snare!

by Loser September 16, 2003

splodge

lazy day, cba to do anything

I'm enjoying a splodge day with so and so

by germanevilbitch October 27, 2011

Sploggy

A badly rolled Joint

A baggy ciggerette

"Dude! you rolled a sploggy"

"Damn Haggis rolled a sploggy again!"

by John Doeth May 6, 2006

Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010

splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

by dragonboysuede December 3, 2010