shot shocked

The rigid pose an individual assumes after being ejaculated on.

“Allie was super shot shocked after I busted my nut all over her last night.”

by macsam98 June 2, 2021

southpaw shocker

The act of doing the Shocker during sex but instead of your hand you use your big toe and your pinky toe

Broke my hand last week while skating so now I have to hit her with the Southpaw Shocker

by Southpaw Sipper June 17, 2021

German Shocker

It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.

“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”

by Sexy pair February 5, 2022

What a shocking bad hat!

Victorian slang. Often used by street urchins before knocking your hat into the gutter.

"What a shocking bad hat!" shouted the boy, knocking the young ladies' hat into the gutter. "Velocipede squad, after him!" She shouted.

by Dupliciglot June 19, 2015

Cock n' Shock

when a loved one and/or family member dies. You generate enough electrical power by raw-dogging them, creating friction, creating an electrical charge, and then using your hands like defibrillators to revive them. (A.K.A The Bethesda Revival).

Grandma passed last night, so I gave her the good ol' Cock n' Shock, and she was in no time.

by BornBaltimoreon January 27, 2022

shockvertising

Shockvertising is the use of shocking images and/or scenes to advertise something.

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shockvertising

That anti-smoking commercial with the body parts in garbage cans was just shockvertising.

by bearian March 30, 2007

crotch shock

The disruption of social discourse prompted by the passing and/or presence of an attractive female. This state is known to temporarily render the individual incapable of speech and or interaction on any level which is caused from the shock of blood pumping south.

"Hey brah, so I was headed to the electric beach when I realized I forgot...." (long pause prompted by passing female). "Whoa. Uhhh, sorry I got crotch shock, what was I saying?"

by Vito Nicola May 10, 2013