Salmoning

walking up behind someone and samking your hand back and fort against their leg like a salmon's tail moves. salmoning is best done when it is a surprise attack

I about to go on a salmoning spree!

by hty912064 April 17, 2010

wet salmon

Refers to a female who does not do anything during sex except lie there and take it.

"Rachel Geese is a wet salmon in bed."

by Mathias Bramson April 26, 2008

salmon helmet

Spawned by the recent South Park episode where Mohammed gave the Family Guy character a "salmon helmet".

A salmon helmet is when a particularly filthy smelling chick sits on your face for you to eat her out.

I brought that nasty chick home from the bar, and she gave me a salmon helmet when we 69'd. I almost booted up her asshole.

by Sticker1499 July 30, 2008

awkward salmon

putting your arm in between a pair of legs and quickly smacking the victim's legs back and forth, sometimes extremely awkward. best results on strangers. originated in nelsonville, ohio

dude, what was that? it was really awkward. it's okay dude, it was just the awkward salmon

by dugout October 5, 2010

solomon grundy

When you double fist a female, one in ass one in vagina. You left her into the air and shake her violently. Extra points if you tell a Solomon Grundy quote.
"Solomon Grundy want oral, too!"

She was so light, I gave her a Solomon Grundy over my head! Solomon Grundy smash Batgirl

by MrDun June 14, 2015

Solomon

He has dark brown eyes, brown hair that changes shades depending on the season, a little tall, smells great and always popular with the ladies

Girl 1:Hey you know solomon

Girl 2: you mean my ex?

Girl 1: I was gonna tell you we were a thing

Girl 3: oh I know him he is super cute

by Solo the hetero sexual October 26, 2019

Ninja Salmon

A cyclist riding against the flow of traffic with no reflective clothing or lights especially at night.

Justin broke his collarbone because he collided with a ninja salmon that was riding towards him in the bike lane.

by BikeEasy.org September 11, 2012