Butt Snuffing

A 'Butt Snuffing' is bondage-play nomenclature used to describe a submissive who has accidentally been smothered to death while giving his/her top anal-oral sex. While involuntary manslaughter is a frequent occurance during BDSM sessions, the term "Butt Snuffing" is a neologism directly attributable to, and first seen in print in, the novel Permanent Obscurity by Richard Perez.

"That's it, baby! Tongue-f*ck my @ss!" I growled.

I heard a groan come from beneath me. His hands were clinging desperately to my hips, his fingers really digging in. "Perv," I thought. His groans grew louder, his whole body stiffened, as he seemed to be approaching that peak.

Then I noticed that the man wasn't moving. His hands had dropped off my body. His face was still burried underneath me. "That's kinda weird," I thought.

In the weeks that followed the murder, the newspapers had a field day with my unintentional butt snuffing...

by sexploitation July 25, 2010

jersey shuffle

Crossing more than 3 lanes of traffic in a vehicle without pausing or using a turnsignal, usually to get to an exit.

That b***h sideswiped me tryin' pull a jersey shuffle.

by bdguyjersey April 2, 2006

truffle shuffle

to hold and shake your stomach, from the movie "goonies"

did you see Cedric the Entertainer do the truffle shuffle after the show?

by spltbird November 25, 2002

kansas city shuffle

Can be used in relation to anything involving distraction and misdirection by which you get everyone to look one way, while whatever you're doing involves going the other way.

When everyone else moves right, you move left. That is what a Kansas City Shuffle is.

by Maness May 14, 2006

ickey shuffle

When you finish taking a dump in an empty public restroom then realize there is no toilet paper and no one to help you, you are forced to stand up and shuffle over to the next stall with your pants down by your ankles. The cold crap swishing between you buns is nothing if not "ickey" - you're doing the Ickey Shuffle.

Man, I took the dump of my life a work but realized too late there was no toilet paper. I had to do the Ickey Shuffle over to the next stall to get some paper.

by Walter Pemacin May 12, 2008

kansas city shuffle

When you look left and Bruce Willis snaps your neck

The Kansas City Shuffle is when everyone looks left....
::unsuspecting sap looks left::
::Snap::

by Midboss December 10, 2006

snuffellatio

Male dog behavior where obsessive attention is paid own genitalia. This behavior often has appearance of auto-erotic behavior but may simply be self grooming. Snuffellatio is some times confused with masturbation. Ability to perform snuffellatio is much admired by male human beings. This behavior would mostly go unnoticed if not for the associated snuffling, snorkeling and snorting sounds.

Spot is definitely going down on himself again. Sounds like he is enjoying himself. So thats snuffellatio

Hey look at what Spot is doing. Wish I could that. Which is most frequently followed by. He probably wouldn't mind.

Hey Dad Spot is in his no zone again.

by max'srocks May 24, 2010