smudgeon

to beat somebody or something into a smudge

I smudgeoned the hare to death. There was only an ear left, a smudge you might say.

by kim dahlroth January 26, 2005

sludge bucket

A sludge bucket is a huge 1 liter mug, filled with a brew of 5 tea spoons of coffee (not decaf) 2 tea bags and between 10 - 15 sugars, it is drank to sober up with

i propper need a sludge bucket if i'm to go to work tonight

by mr smith March 8, 2005

snuge

a snuge is when your balls are bigger or hang lower than your penis.

Damn this sucks. What? I can't get rid of my snuge.

Hey Brett, show everyone the snuge!

by c-lay November 27, 2007

sludgeball

To "sludgeball", is to suck out the cum that is ejaculated into someone's anus, then spat into someone's mouth. Similar to snowballing, but involves the added step of man-juicing the stinkhole. Popular with gays, and swingers. "Sludgeballing" is the act of the sludge ball suck and spit, whereas the "sludge ball" is the sticky cum/shit cocktail itself.

Mike to Steve: Did you see my wife Trudy sludgeball your wife Jemima, after I came hard in Jemima's asshole?
Steve: Yeah but Trudy didn't sludgeball all of it. She held some back and gave Jemima a cum-spit facial with the rest of it. I was deep in Trudy's asshole at the time.
Both guys: Our wives are awesome. *laughter*

by Scrotie McBoogerBallz June 1, 2010

sludge-pump-jump

Also known as the kamikaze jump, this is a jump off of a high geographic feature while holding in a rather large hit of marijuana.

To elaborate, it is a name for the process of taking a large hit of smoke, and holding it in your lungs untill after you have gotten in the water and surfaced after you have jumped.

Hey guys, lets head down to the quarries and kamikaze that shit with a sludge-pump-jump

Anyone got bud? I wana sludge pump jump into the river

Holy potatoes man! that was a diesel sludge-pump-jump

Im a sluge-pumpin superstar

by Chizzy McGrizz June 19, 2011

Sludgecunt

1) A particularly unfriendly woman.

2) An extraordinarily promiscuous woman who chooses not to practice safe sex and may possess various STD's.

"Dude, did you hear Angela giving me shit earlier? What a total sludgecunt."

"Seriously dude, stay away from that one. What a sludgecunt."

by SteveHeartsZombies August 12, 2012

scudger

Scudger. A squirrel. A thieving get. A sneaky person/animal who nicks something from right under your nose. Possibly for example as scouser.

I was sat having me lunch me, and me phone wrang, and when I turned back, some thieving Scudger had nicked me twix!

by Uphill gardener May 14, 2014